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Saturday, October 11, 2025

Movies I Could Not Finish

Weekend at Bernie's (1989) - not the movie's fault.  I was exhausted from work and gym.  It had some funny parts.  Maybe I'll try again.

Remo Williams:  The Adventure Begins (1985) - racist and sexist Kung Fu Panda without the funny parts.

Grumpy Old Men (1993) - the grumpy old men were a bit funny.  It was the female characters that I couldn't stand.  Also, I don't need to watch this movie.  I'll just watch Math Teacher turn into a grumpy old man in thirty years.

The Naked Gun 2 1/2:  The Smell of Fear (1991) - I hung in there for ten minutes.  Juvenile, childish humor.  No part of it was funny in those ten minutes.

The Protector (2005) - The fight scenes shook too much that I got nauseous. The editing was so bad. I think they cut out all the plots and moved directly to the fights. So the first ten minutes made no sense. Then I gave up.

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes! (1978) - I walked away twice during this movie. Everyone was deliberately acting incompetent at their jobs. At first it was funny, but the jokes got old really fast. Additionally, I simply couldn’t get over the premise of scary tomatoes.

Bullet Train (2022)

If you were slow like me, then you needed to watch this movie with subtitles.  Everyone in the movie talked fast and low, slurred, and mumbl...