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Thursday, May 30, 2024

關雲長 / The Lost Bladesman (2011)

I don't know why they called him "Lost".  Guan Yu wasn't lost.  Physically he knew where he was, where he needed to go, and how he needed to get home.  Mentally he was loyal, faithful, unwavering in his conviction.  So, that was a strange title.  The fight scenes were ok.  Some quick cuts; some difficult maneuvers.  Overall, it was one hour too long.  Too much talking, not enough fighting.

甄子丹演關公真不像
關公很大的壓迫感
甄子丹比較修長
他們故意畫眼線眼影讓甄子丹像點,可我看得就怪。
然後給關公感情戲
誰要想像關公談情說愛呀,起雞皮疙瘩!
好像也沒有過五關斬六將
我算算,好像只有過四關斬三將
還是我昏睡過頭了
曹操話說了一個多小時,我這現代人沒耐心聽。

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