Movie Studio: Mr. Keanu Reeves, do you want to be in a movie where you dress like John Wick, talk like John Wick, pose like John Wick, sit like John Wick, stand like John Wick, walk like John Wick, minus the running and fighting and falling? You also have four sex scenes with a beautiful woman.
Keanu Reeves: I can do nothing while getting paid? Of course!
For a movie titled “Siberia,” half of it was in St. Petersburg. The McGuffin was a missing blue diamond, but for one hour, no one was talking about it and searching for it.
Math Teacher gave up halfway through. At the end Keanu Reeves died from ONE gunshot. Math Teacher was happy that he didn’t waste time watching this movie.