ORIGINALLY PUBLISHED ON 30 MARCH 2023: This is my first time reviewing a trailer. I couldn't help it. When I saw the trailer for Fast X, I laughed out loud. Then Jason Momoa showed up. So I'm definitely seeing this movie, even though I never watched Fast & Furious 2 ~ 9. I could barely remember The Fast and the Furious (2001) that started it all. I watched only 1/3 of Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw (2019).
I noticed The Rock is not in Fast X. Wonder why. Is it because the movie can contain only so much muscles at one time?
Math Teacher prediction: Jason Momoa joins the family and becomes one of the good guys.
UPDATED ON 21 JUNE 2024: This was a great movie to watch when one was sick. Math Teacher and I were both sick, but this movie was so ridiculous that we were so riled up that we forgot to cough and sneeze. It was one dumb thing after another. Why would they bring a boy into the battle? If they were going to bring the boy into the battle, why drove across the desert to hide? Then they jumped out of an airplane, leaving the airplane door open and endanger everyone else on the plane? Then the boy learned to kill when he was twelve years old without remorse?
Gravity and physics did not exist in this franchise.
Maybe because I didn't watch the previous movies, but how did they all have their own cars in every country they went? If those cars were rentals, how did they immediately feel comfortable driving rental cars? And the rental cars were all equipped with their favorite gadgets?
Math Teacher's review of Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw (2019) - this movie was more fun. There were a lot of self-deprecating jokes, and the actions were good. Unlike Vin Diesel in Fast & Furious franchise, he acted like he was a saint and could do no wrong, and only the side characters could make mistakes.
Jason Momoa was the best thing in Fast X. He was adorable. I will be copying his hairstyle. Math Teacher was actually rooting for him to kill off all Fast & Furious characters.
I asked Math Teacher now we know Jason Momoa will be in Fast XI, will he watch the sequel. He was struggling to answer. Jason Momoa either dies, and Math Teacher would be pissed, or Jason Momoa joins this stupid franchise, and Math Teacher would be pissed, too.