Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (2021)

When they announced this movie to be Chinese martial arts superhero movie, I didn't believe them, given it was Disney.  I thought it would be pan-Asian.  I was going to watch it anyway because it was Marvel.
　
不但說中文，還用成語和粗話！This was the first time I didn't get lost while reading the scrolling exposition (*cough* Star Wars *cough*); I could just listen.

The movie was entertaining and enjoyable.  The dragon and the soul-suckers were a bit much, but I figured it was Marvel trying to link the plot to multi-verse later on.

I read that some early audiences thought the mythical creatures in Ta-Lo were Pokemons.  Kudos to Marvel executives for believing in the movie enough to put fake Pokemons in it.

I was also surprised to learn that The Ten Rings were the ones abducted Tony Stark in Iron Man 1.  There must be timelines for everyone in Marvel, and the timelines were as huge as a warehouse.

The movie was full of references to older martial arts movies. 真懷念呀！

數學老師說梁朝偉的馬步蹲得比劉思慕好😂。說實在的，梁朝偉演了那麼多武功大師，他根本不需要那些十環的特效，他姿勢隨便擺擺就大俠了。

梁朝偉真的迷死人不償命。電影裡叫「Wenwu」，是文武雙全的君子大壞蛋嗎？讀了一輩子的武俠小說，梁朝偉就是從書裡跑出來的呀。

Married Life / 婚姻生活, #2

I opened the refrigerator to find an empty carton of milk.  Math Teacher admitted he didn't know why he put the empty carton back in the fridge; he had no good reason nor excuse for it.  It just happened.

I told him that I've seen many memes about husbands putting empty containers of anything back into the fridge.  I couldn't believe my life had turned into a meme.

Funny thing was, the trash bin was right next to the fridge.  He didn't even need to lift a toe to put the trash away.

Were husbands just wired differently?

Also, for months Math Teacher called the hamper "hampster".  I thought that was cute/funny/ridiculous all at the same time.  He had since corrected himself 😶

Gyoza Tengoku / 餃子天国

Look at the size of the gyoza!  Each one was as large as my fist.  They were delicious!  Unfortunately one plate was one flavor.  We couldn't mix and match.  So this was a place where one went drinking with a bunch of people and ordered many plates with many different flavors and shared.

餃子天国:  mushroom gyoza

餃子天国 was trying very hard to run itself into the ground.  Because of Tokyo's state of emergency, the restaurant could only be opened until 8pm and couldn't serve alcohol.  So this restaurant decided to open from 5:30pm to 8pm.  We arrived at 6pm.  When we left after 7pm, we were the only table there.

One could order take out; the whole time we were there, only two people came to pick up their takeout orders.

When we were done ordering, the waitress asked us to read a paragraph on the menu.  Basically it said we shouldn't waste food and we couldn't take any leftover to go.   Wha....????

If one could order takeout, that meant the restaurant had to-go boxes.  Why couldn't we use those boxes to take our leftover to go?

It had been a Japanese culture not to waste food.  It was frowned upon to have leftover and to take leftover to go.  I guess the Japanese restaurants were not used to stock up on to-go boxes.  I thought, for the pandemic, they would change their way.  Apparently not this restaurant.

I'm used to order a lot of dishes from my favorite restaurants, eat a bit, and take them to go and eat the leftovers for the next several meals.

So this restaurant could only open for 2.5 hours, couldn't serve alcohol, and wouldn't let customers take leftovers to go.  No wonder we were the only table and there were only two take-out orders.  I hope it could survive the pandemic.

Yamanashi Gem Museum

Half of the Yamanashi Gem Museum was for selling stones, rocks, and gems.  The other half was the "museum".  To me, the "museum" part still looked like things were for sale.  Math Teacher, on the other hand, loved it.  He really thought it was a museum because they labeled each gem and rock with its chemical composition.

¥600/person; I can't complain much.  It rained on us so we hid in the museum for an hour.  I guess it was worth it.

Ticket, front

Ticket, back

JR + Fujikyu Limited Express Excursion / 富士回遊

OMG Limited Express Excursion was so hard.  Don't try to understand it.  Just ask the station staff to buy tickets.  Yes, a ticket is required because it's JR rail + Fujikyu rail and apparently they don't help each other out.  Cars no. 1 ~ no. 3 are the Limited Express and require tickets (maybe even reserved seating...I couldn't figure that part out) and will take you to Kawaguchiko directly from Shinjuku.  If you get on car no. 4 and beyond, you're screwed.

The train is very pretty and comfortable.  Direct line to the destination is always the best.

When I asked the station staff to buy the return tickets, even the station staff had to think about it and clicked around on the computer multiple times to get tickets for me.  So again, save your brain to research what to do at Kawaguchiko.  Don't spend time on this.

Tickets

Train

Kawaguchiko Station

Fruity-flavored alcohol sold at the souvenir shop at the train station.  The peach one was 7% alcohol; not bad.

Left:  orange-flavored alcohol
Right:  peach-flavored alcohol

河口湖車站前的餐廳洗手間的翻譯😂😂😂😂😂

爆笑翻譯

Mt. Fuji / 富士山

Mt. Fuji Panoramic Ropeway was ¥500/person one way and ¥900/person round trip.  We opted to go up with the ropeway and hike down.

Ropeway tickets

Ropeway

At the top we had a great view of the city.

Bunny Shrine

Heart-shaped bell

We followed a sign that pointed to a tiny shrine up the hill.

小御嶽神社

Then we'll let Mt. Fuji speaks for its majestic self.  We stared at it for half an hour.  The clouds covered it up, and we talked.  When it was revealed, we forgot what we were talking about and were just in awe.

Fuji

Fuji

Kawaguchiko Music Forest Museum

Kawaguchiko Music Forest was a Total tourist trap.  Only go there if it's raining.

Tickets

Entrance

First, the entrance ticket was cash only.  It was ¥1,800/person, but they didn't take credit card.  What kind of tourist trap doesn't take credit card, especially foreign visitors were everywhere at Kawaguchiko?

Second, it's small.  We could've finished in half an hour if not for the organ music performance and lunch.  Two of the buildings were souvenir shops, one restaurant, and one cafe.  There was nothing else.  Sure, the garden was pretty, but it just reminded me that I should really go to Europe and take real European-style photos.

Third, the organ music performance was a complete lie.  They talked more than the actual organ music performance.  And then they played two songs only.  And those two songs were not classical organ music such as Bach.  Math Teacher recognized one was Tequila the drinking song!  We thought the organ pipes would move but none of them did.  We highly suspected the music was pre-recorded and they just played the recording over loud speakers.  What a rip off.

Fourth, the water dance show was only three minutes long for one song.

Math Teacher did enjoy the music box exhibit but for the wrong reason.  The music boxes were supposed to be antiques and interesting, but Math Teacher said the music boxes were totally haunted and they would start playing on their own at any time.  That creeped me right out 👻

As for me, the pasta and the tea at the restaurant were delicious.  Surprisingly the restaurant took credit card.  Wha.....  they couldn't link the credit card machine wires from the entrance to the restaurant?

Should've done better research and gone to the seafood noodle restaurant down the block 😡

Go to the Open Air Museum in Hakone instead (see previous post).

Stir-Fried Rice

Easy Chinese Cooking #2

Stir-fried rice is a great way to use up whatever sad veggies leftover in the fridge.  Today I had red bell pepper, great northern white beans, and basils.  They had been in the fridge for over a week and looked depressing.

I used frozen cauliflower rice instead of actual rice because I didn't have the actual rice.  Cauliflower rice is really a great substitute for real rice because it sure looks like real rice.

Cut all veggies into small pieces and stir fry them.  Dump in the cauliflower rice.  Scrambled egg is optional in my opinion.  Math Teacher said scrambled egg is a must.  Salt + pepper.  Done.  😋

Stir-Fried Rice

Dorayaki Ice Cream Sandwich / どら焼き冰淇淋三明治

This was amazing!  It was not ice cream, but it was still cream.  I bought it and waited another twenty minutes before eating it; it did not melt.  And it was cold!  I was a bit confused; Math Teacher agreed.  We both concluded this was another Japanese technology that we did not understand.

Dorayaki Ice Cream Sandwich

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