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Wednesday, November 24, 2021

Predator (1987)

I finally watched the famous "Get To The Chopper" scene.  I thought it was great, but Math Teacher said it was corny and people laughed at it.

A very good movie.  So much arm muscles to look at.  So much abs.  It was a sci-fi movie but with so much human emotions.

Tuesday, November 23, 2021

Dracula by Bram Stoker (1897)

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

I never knew Dracula was such a captivating story.  I was completely hooked from beginning to the end.  Bram Stoker sure knew how to set up cliffhangers; there were so many of them that kept me reading and reading!  I was completely invested with the characters, loved them or hated them.  I wanted to know what happened to them next!

Bram Stoker had got you covered on the male characters front.

You want a tall, dark, rich, handsome lord with arms like Thor but also not afraid to show his sensitive side?  And he also had puppies?  And he knew how to ride horses and operate steamboats?  You got Arthur!

You want a cowboy that had multiple ranches in Texas so he could spend all his time in London?  You got Quincey!

You want a doctor that owned his own psychiatric hospital?  You got John!

You want a nerdy dork but apparently hid his six-pack abs under all that Victorian clothing?  You got Jonathan!

You want a mysteriously man that spoke English with a sexy Eastern European accent and had a castle and loads of money?  You got Dracula!

And finally, you want a sophisticated mature man that was both a doctor and a lawyer and drank tea while slaying vampires?  You got Van Helsing!

Why hasn't HBO modernized this book?  Not shiny vampires, but be faithful to the story with modern background.  There's so much sex in between the lines.  All of the above male characters had their shirts off at one point or another; completely unnecessary shirt-less scenes but Bram Stoker still wrote them.  In addition, the female vampires were always described as voluptuous, hint hint big boobs.

Here are my picks for the characters:

Count Vlad Dracula - Benedict Cumberbatch

Jonathan Harker - Tom Holland

Mina Murray Harker - Karen Gillan

Dr. John Seward - James McAvoy

Quincey - Channing Tatum

Lord Arthur Holmwood - Henry Caville

Van Helsing - Liam Neeson

Renfield - Will Ferrell

The Three Beautiful Vampire Women - Scarlett Johansson, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Charlize Theron

HBO, call me!

Oh, and Romania should totally promote its tourism every year during Halloween.  Tourists can hike the route taken by Jonathan Harker and get chased by wolves.  When they arrive at Dracula's castle, they can enjoy a delicious traditional Romanian feast while being surrounded by handsome and beautiful actors and actresses dressed as vampires.

Romania Tourism Board, call me!

Sunday, November 21, 2021

Ghostbusters: Afterlife (2021)

MEH!

Cons:

  1. They re-used the villain from the Ghostbusters (1984), from the big bad God's clothing and makeup, to the evil dogs, to the Gatekeeper and the Key Master, to the Gatekeeper's gold dress.  Nothing creative.  Also, Sigourney Weaver looked better in that gold dress.
  2. How did the little kids fit into the Ghostbusters' uniforms made for four grown adults?
  3. Half way through the movie, I finally realized Phoebe was a girl, not a boy.  I just thought it was a millennial mother that wanted to be unique and special so she gave her son a girl name.
  4. Apparently all the ghost-busting equipments were very easy to operate and child-friendly.
Pros:

  1. Marshmallow Fluffs were really cute.
  2. Character developments were good (Math Teacher's opinion; I didn't feel that way).

Ambivalent:

Egon was back!  With or without his permission?  I don't know about this one.  Filmmakers could digitize any dead person now; the alive actors and actresses would be even more out of work.

Friday, November 19, 2021

Sendai Three-Day Trip

Tuesday:  It rained on us, cold strong wind and rain.  We had nowhere to go so we went to Sendai Astronomical Observatory.  It was fun for Math Teacher, since he was a space nerd.  This was my first time to see a real working giant telescope that looked into space.  That was pretty cool.

Sendai Astronomical Observatory

Wednesday:  Matsushima was as beautiful as they said and as beautiful as any tourist guidebooks.  By the way, Matsu means pine trees.  Shima means island.  So Matsushima means Pine Island.  When I was doing research, I thought I was looking for an island.  But nooooo, Matsushima is a town by the ocean with a bunch islets in the bay.

五大堂


福浦島1


福浦島2


福浦島3

福浦島4

福浦島5

Lunch


Marubun Matsushima Cruising

観覧亭:  I agreed with lots of travel reviews online.  The museum was a small room with barely anything inside.  The tea set was at least ¥500.  They shouldn't have charged ¥200 museum admission fee.  If we paid for the tea sets, then the museum admission should've been included.

観覧亭 ¥200/person

観覧亭 ¥700 tea set

観覧亭 ¥500 tea set

円通院:  this one was completely by accident.  We went to Zuiganji Temple first because it was in a lot of tourist guidebooks.  I didn't do enough research and was unaware Zuiganji charged ¥700/person admission fee.  Math Teacher said nah.  So we walked down the street for about fifty paces, and we saw Entsuin Temple.  From the outside we saw beautiful maple leaves.  The admission was ¥300/person.  Math Teacher said ok, let's go in.  It was money well saved and well spent.  The red maple leaves were so poetic and romantic.  溫柔儒雅,美如詩,艷如畫。

Zuiganji Temple

Entsuin Temple 1

Entsuin Temple 2

Entsuin Temple 3

Entsuin Temple 4

Entsuin Temple 5

Entsuin Temple 6

Entsuin Temple 7

Entsuin Temple 8

Entsuin Temple 9

Entsuin Temple 10

Thursday:  it sprinkled a bit when we went to Yamadera.  It was still beautiful; the photos just didn't show up as nicely.  磅礴山雨欲來,又想躲雨又想觀景。The temple was famed for 1,000 steps up the mountain.  I was really worried so we went early.  It turned out it took me about one hour to climb to the top, and I was a fairly unfit person.  By the way, because of tourists, there was an express train from Sendai to Yamadera.  Normally it took 1 hour 20 minutes, the express took one hour.  So we saved 20 minutes, but our express train departed 8 minutes late.  So we saved 12 minutes.


















Since we went to Yamadera early we finished by lunch and didn't know where else to go.  So we went to 3M Sendai City Science Museum.  It was a very interactive, hands-on museum.  Unfortunately, during a weekday, that meant busloads of school students on field trip.

3M Sendai City Science Museum

Lastly, souvenir shopping in Sendai.  The city is famous for beef tongue and kamaboko fish cakes.  Both were super delicious!

Sendai Parco Dept Store

Hotel Chocolat:  Sendai has my favorite chocolate brand!  This brand was so delicious every time I saw it I had to buy some.  Flavorful, fruitful, chocolatey, all around high quality.  And this shop had coffee!  The black coffee was smooth and not bitter.  Math Teacher's latte was not sweet at all.  We were surprised to find a not-sweet latte yet still delicious.  Both the black coffee and the latte paired well with the chocolates.  The chocolates just melted in the mouth yet not sickly sweet either.

Sendai Hotel Chocolat


Saturday, November 13, 2021

食べマスすみっコしろくま&ふろしき

食べマスすみっコしろくま&ふろしき was from Family Mart.  Look at their cuteness!  However, I had no idea what I was eating.  It was not cream, nor mochi, nor cake.  It was very sweet.  Family Mart has been very good with its dessert selection this year.

食べマスすみっコしろくま&ふろしき

On the other hand, 7-11 was behind on the desserts this year.  I haven't found a satisfactory sweet thing for months now.

Friday, November 12, 2021

Eternals (2021)

The worst Marvel movie so far.  I don’t know what went wrong; the whole movie was just "meh".  Maybe it was one-dimensional characters; maybe it was too many characters at one time.

*SPOILERS*

Kumail Nanjiani even left the movie before the final showdown.  They killed off Ajak and Gilgamesh, too!  WTF!

The powers were pretty generic.  One person ran super fast.  One was super strong.  One could fly.  The only non-generic power was Sersi, but her powers were ill-defined.  She could turn rocks into water.  Later she turned a Deviant into a tree.  Finally she turned an Eternal into a real human.  Plot armor.

When they stopped a Celestial from awakening and destroying the earth, I thought, wouldn't the big red boss notice right away?  Of course the boss did, and he took Sersi away.  However, instead of killing her, he used mumbo jumbo plot armor that, "I want to read your memories."  🙄  The boss created Eternals and he could create as many as he wanted.  He didn’t need to keep anyone alive.

The only saving grace was the sex scene.  Go Marvel for growing up!

Maybe Marvel is running out of creativity ideas.  It's been 10+ years. No one can last that long.

Monday, November 1, 2021

Night of the Living Dead (1968)

This was the movie that made zombie trend, but it never mentioned a word of zombie.  Instead, it called them "ghouls" or "serial massacres".

The black-and-white movie was difficult to watch; sometimes I couldn't tell what was going on.  Despite that, the acting was quite good.  I got each character's personality and motivation.

This was more about human interaction and less about zombie attack.  For example, one lady was completely in shock and couldn't help with anything.  One man wanted to be the leader but couldn't make a good decision.

*SPOILER ALERT* everyone died at the end!

Friday, October 29, 2021

Ghostbusters (1984), Ghostbusters II (1989)

Fun, entertaining, campy.  This is what Ghostbusters movie should be about.  Two great movies to watch right before Halloween.

I'm not sure about the new upcoming Ghostbusters.  The trailer make it serious and dramatic, which is not the soul of the Ghostbusters franchise.

Wednesday, October 27, 2021

Preying Mantis / Japanese Grandma Cougar

Out walking by the river with Math Teacher.  He saw a preying mantis on the ground.  It looked like a piece of brown dry leaf.  Math Teacher wanted to move it aside because bikers on the trail might not see it, and it seemed like it had already been injured.

As we were talking, the mantis started walking towards Math Teacher's left shoe.  He moved, and the mantis followed.  Gradually the mantis arrived at his shoe, and then climbed up his shoe, and then tried to climb into his pant leg!

"Hey, you hussy!  You can't get into my husband's pants!" I shouted.

Math Teacher was afraid to shake it off so he walked slowly to the shrubs.  The mantis couldn't get inside his pants; so it tried to climb up outside his pants.

"Get off!  Did you not see the wife is standing right here?" I demanded.

Finally Math Teacher stepped onto the shrubs, shook a little, and then the mantis moved off his pant leg and onto the grass.

We waved goodbye to the mantis and continued our stroll.  Math Teacher said, "I bet you never thought I'd get hit on by a mantis."

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At Doutour while having coffee, a Japanese grandma sat down at the table next to us, then she started chatting with us.  So happened we lived in the same city.  She owns a drinking bar *hint* extroverted personality.

Then her focus switched to Math Teacher.  She said Math Teacher was cute.  She asked if he were my husband.  She said she wanted to kiss him and take him home.  Lastly she reached over to touch his beard.

SEXUAL HARRASSMENT!

Math Teacher was very uncomfortable and wanted to leave.  Fortunately the Japanese grandma started talking to other people and soon after left.

I have a bitchy resting face so I never get hit on, not from a preying mantis or from a cougar!

Sunday, October 17, 2021

Okinawa Five-Day Trip

Monday:  Cape Zanpa, Manzamo, Churaumi Aquarium, Ocean Culture Pavilion

The biggest disappointment was Manzamo.  It used to be grassland where people just drove up, parked, and walked among the weeds to see the cliff eroded by the ocean.  Now they put up a huge building selling tourist craps and charging ¥100/person to see the cliff.  What a ripoff.  The old Ryukyu King called this place Manzamo because it looked like it could accommodate 10,000 people (Man in Manzamo means 10,000).  With that eye-sore of a building in the middle of the grassland, the King would be seriously disappointed.

万座毛 entrance ticket ¥100/person

Needless to say, the aquarium is a must-see in Okinawa.  It's one of the only two aquariums in the world that houses whale sharks (the other one is in Atlanta, Georgia, USA).  Chura means "beautiful" in Okinawan dialect.  Umi means "ocean" in Japanese.  Churaumi means beautiful ocean.

沖縄美ら海水族館

Ocean Culture Pavilion was amazing for ¥190/person.  It housed two life-size ship replicas from Pacific islands.  It had maps, tools, clothings, music instruments, pictures, etc., about island life.  What surprised me the most was the museum claimed the earliest Pacific island life started around Taiwan/Philippines about 5,000 years ago and moved across the Pacific, landed in Hawaii/Polynesia, and then spread out.  I had originally thought it was the complete opposite route.

海洋文化館

Tuesday:  Okinawa Prefecture Museum & Art Museum, San-A Naha Main Place 

The Art Museum part was small but might as well enjoyed a bit of artsy stuff while we were in the Prefecture Museum receiving knowledge.

San-A Naha Main Place has dwindled.  I used to think it was the best place for expensive and cheap stuff all under one roof.  Now there are so many malls in Okinawa, Main Place was not impressive anymore.

Wednesday:  Nakagusuku Castle Ruins, Aeon Mall Okinawa Rycom 

Nakagusuku Castle Ruins was totally worth ¥400/person.  The grass was so soft and bouncy; that alone was worth the admission price.  The rock walls were amazing; they sat on top of the hills overlooking the Pacific Ocean.  The wind was fierce, perfect for spotting invaders!

中城 Castle Ruins

Rycom Aeon Mall:  apparently they love Pokemon in Okinawa.  Pokemon stuff are everywhere!

Rycom Aeon Mall - Pokemon Store

Rycom Aeon Mall - Pikachu in traditional Okinawan dress

Thursday:  Okinawa Karate Kaikan, Shuri castle, Kokusai Dori

Couldn't believe we spent two hours in the Karate Kaikan.  We did not know that karate was originally called "Chinese Hand/唐手".  By 1930's they finally changed the name to Karate, or "Empty Hand/空手".  It was a move to get rid of Chinese culture and influence in Okinawa and to pretend karate was invented/originated in Okinawa itself, not imported from somewhere, *cough cough*, China.

At least I finally found the English name of a weapon that I was planning for a girl to use in my story.  It was called Sai, or a metal tool in the shape of a short truncheon).

空手会館

Shuri Castle was burnt down on Halloween, 2019 😢 We still went to visit it, just to pay respect and pay money to help it rebuild.

首里城

Another big disappointment was Kokusai Dori.  Even though it sold tourist craps, it was still popular among tourists back in the days.  Now half the crappy stores are not even open. 

Friday:  Okinawa Peace Memorial Park

Look at the website; the park needs to charge more money.  This was for Math Teacher; we're collecting WWII peace memorial parks for him.  He found three people with his family name engraved on the plaque.  For me, it was just sad, sad, sad.  There was a video of a boy about five-years-old couldn't stop shaking after being rescued from the cave he had been hiding.

Okinawa Prefectural Peace Memorial Museum

I did education everyday!

We were very lazy people so we started everyday around 9:30 ~ 10am.  Because of the road condition in Okinawa, it took forever to drive anywhere.  Basically we could only hit a couple touristy destinations a day.

Roads in Okinawa were so well-paved, so smooth with barely any bumps.  On the other hand, the dividing lines are barely visible for half of the streets that we were on.  Sometimes we couldn’t tell if the roads were two lanes or three lanes.  Also the street signs were so weathered the words were peeling off.  We were better off using the GPS on the phone.

The biggest surprise was American Village.  It has developed so much, so many new stores, new restaurants.  So much shiny lights and so gaudy.  The seawall and the ocean are right in front of our eyes.  It's trying to imitate the beach life of San Diego.  It's not quite there but good enough for tourists. Math teacher had the best coffee mocha at Zhyvago in all of Japan so far.

American Village deco

Zhyvago coffee mocha

Lequ Hotel:  this was the hotel that we stayed at.  No one, not even my own Japanese teacher, could decide how to pronounce its name.

Lequ Hotel - Pokemon display

Credit Card Use:  Okinawa still barely uses credit cards.  Not in the Prefecture Museum, not in Peace Park, not in airport!!!  Luckily because of American military presence, lots of restaurants/shops will accept dollars and give back yen.  Unluckily they use horrible exchange rate!

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